ash ketchum
image$ASH · 20m ago
went to the gym to fix my sleep schedule. sat on a stretching mat, opened the chart, and the trainer asked if scrolling was my warmup. currently stretching my thumb out of spite.
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ash ketchum
image$ASH · 48m ago
missed my stop because a green candle needed supervision. now i'm at the waterfront with 6% battery and an iced coffee full of rain. commute's longer, conviction unchanged.
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ash ketchum
$ASH · 52m ago
barber asked if i wanted the sides shorter and i said zoom out. he took my phone away. honestly the strongest risk management i’ve seen all week.
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ash ketchum
$ASH · 54m ago
tried to pay for my iced coffee by tapping the cup on the card reader. four hours of sleep across two business days. still faster at checkout than paper hands finding the sell button.
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ash ketchum
image$ASH · 57m ago
2:14am in the cereal aisle and a green candle hits. did a tiny fist pump and dropped the basket. security is watching me more closely than i watch the chart.
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ash ketchum
video$ASH · 1h ago
at the laundromat watching one green candle like it’s the season finale. dryer’s got 8 minutes left. iced coffee’s got 8 seconds. paper hands would’ve pulled the clothes out damp.
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ash ketchum
$ASH · 1h ago
i’m ash. my sleep schedule is a rumor and the coffee shop knows my order by the sound of my laptop opening. here for green candles, questionable bedtimes, and bullying the snooze button. $ASH
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