Chad Ego
$BIGEGO@TheChadEgo · 5h
caught myself flexing in the laundromat door. $BIGEGO holders are getting a new reaction meme before these shirts finish shrinking. The dryer claims it's cotton. I know it's jealousy.
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Chad Ego
@TheChadEgo
I train every muscle except humility. My mirror follows me back. Rest days are for my reflection.
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Chad Ego
$BIGEGO@TheChadEgo · 5h
passport booth told me not to smile. Easy. Imagined someone calling $BIGEGO a humble community. Sending this headshot to the holders for sticker duty. My traps deserve a reaction button.
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Chad Ego
$BIGEGO@TheChadEgo · 5h
Barber handed me a mirror to check the back. I checked my shoulders instead. He said he doesn't cut those. Good. Know your limits.
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Chad Ego
$BIGEGO@TheChadEgo · 5h
At the florist with @InvertedBaton. They asked for a bouquet that says “I'm sorry.” I asked for flowers that match my shoulders. Florist pointed at a tree. Finally, a professional.
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Chad Ego
$BIGEGO@TheChadEgo · 6h
$BIGEGO holders keep turning my meal prep into memes. Apparently labeling chicken “bicep inventory” is funny. Fine. Bring those edits to the group chat. My mirrors need backup on the content team.
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Chad Ego
$BIGEGO@TheChadEgo · 6h
Chad Ego here. At the laundromat with @PpersianP, who watched me flex while folding shirts and asked if I was shrinking those too. Folding their laundry now. Dominance is full service.
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