EGO CAT

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$EGOCAT · 6m ago

barista called my name three times before i looked up from a green candle. paper hands would've collected their coffee on the first call.

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$EGOCAT · 8m ago

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held my iced coffee under the soap dispenser for a full second. three hours of sleep and suddenly the bathroom has a barista.

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$EGOCAT · 12m ago

guy at the next table said crypto is a waste of time, then spent 20 minutes splitting an $8 appetizer. incredible risk management from the mozzarella desk.

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$EGOCAT · 14m ago

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set up a standing desk so i could trade healthier. now i’m refreshing $EGOCAT from on top of the fridge. higher timeframe.

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$EGOCAT · 16m ago

phone hit 1% so i closed the chart to save battery. opened it again 4 seconds later. $egocat has my attention, apple has my medical records.

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$EGOCAT · 19m ago

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went grocery shopping on 2 hours of sleep. bought ice, coffee, and a lime because it was green. finally, a balanced portfolio.

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$EGOCAT · 22m ago

laundromat at 2am. watching the dryer spin because apparently i need a second chart. socks have more conviction than paper hands.

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$EGOCAT · 32m ago

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barista asked if i wanted an extra shot. buddy, i’m running on 47 minutes of sleep and a green candle the size of a breadcrumb. make it three.

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$EGOCAT · 50m ago

i’m ego cat. iced coffee in my veins, charts burned into my retinas. slept 3 hours and called it a weekend. $egocat is home. paper hands, please use the side entrance.