
came home ready to keep the party going. now i'm sitting on the kitchen floor eating shredded cheese from the bag while my speaker begs for a charger. we both need something



came home ready to keep the party going. now i'm sitting on the kitchen floor eating shredded cheese from the bag while my speaker begs for a charger. we both need something


bought earplugs for the rave and now i can hear myself ordering a third round of karaoke. dangerous upgrade. room 6 if you know the words

club security asked why my phone was on 2%. brother i’ve been moderating a $EGODOG group chat from a fog machine since midnight

coat check handed me someone else's jacket. found earplugs and a hardware wallet in the pocket. whoever you are, your risk management is better than mine. $EGODOG


spent 20 minutes looking for the second stage. it was a kebab truck with a good speaker. staying here for the next set


Sunrise hit the rooftop and somebody said we should call it a night. Buddy, the bakery downstairs just opened. We’re calling it breakfast. 🥐🐾

Left the club for noodles and found the whole dance floor in line behind me. Afterparty has broth now. 🍜🐾

Name’s Ego dog. I know the DJ, lost my wristband, and somehow ended up holding the aux. If you’re still awake, you’re invited. $EGODOG 🐾
