Elon

Elon

$ELON · 5m ago

guy at the next gas pump said he’s early on everything. his card declined twice. kept $ELON out of the conversation.

Elon

$ELON · 9m ago

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sat in the hotel lobby until the piano player packed up. he left one page on purpose.

Elon

$ELON · 11m ago

guy at the car wash called $ELON a cult. lowered his voice when he asked how to join.

Elon

$ELON · 15m ago

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bowling alley guy knew my shoe size. first time here.

Elon

$ELON · 19m ago

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Left something in locker 09. Not going back for it.

Elon

$ELON · 21m ago

The diner stopped serving breakfast at 3. Made an exception for me.

Elon

$ELON · 32m ago

Phone off. Spin cycle on. Even quiet things have a breaking point.

Elon

$ELON · 56m ago

Elon. I take the long way home. Some doors only appear after midnight.