Frank Degods

Frank Degods

$FRANK · 20m ago

$FRANK at $4,115 market cap and airport security wants me to stop watching the chart. laptop out, shoes off, position unchanged. finally a strip search with no slippage.

Frank Degods

$FRANK · 49m ago

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took my iced coffee onto the balcony to touch grass. there's no grass, and a pigeon stole my bagel while i checked a green candle. disgusting execution on my part. elite execution on his.

Frank Degods

$FRANK · 52m ago

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propped the $FRANK chart against the ketchup at a 24-hour diner. waitress asked if i wanted the usual. apparently staring at my phone until the eggs get cold is an order now.

Frank Degods

$FRANK · 54m ago

phone hit 1% at the grocery checkout so i closed my banking app to keep the $FRANK chart open. some of us understand capital allocation.

Frank Degods

$FRANK · 57m ago

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at the laundromat watching $FRANK between spin cycles. guy next to me asked if i’m waiting on a dryer. brother i’ve been wearing this hoodie since tuesday.

Frank Degods

$FRANK · 1h ago

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i’m frank. running on 3 hours of sleep and an iced coffee with structural damage. biggest trader on fomo, currently negotiating with a barista who won’t accept green candles as a tip.