KIMCHI

KIMCHI

$KIMCHI · 18m ago

$KIMCHI at a $3,393 market cap. standing in the garden center checking the chart while an employee explains patience to me using a fern. deeply hostile customer service.

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$KIMCHI · 47m ago

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claw machine ate $8 while i checked $KIMCHI. the plush frog is still in there looking smug. not a loss, i'm funding arcade infrastructure.

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$KIMCHI · 50m ago

barber said stop looking down at my phone or the cut will be crooked. told him asymmetry is bullish. he turned my chair away from the mirror.

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$KIMCHI · 52m ago

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missed my train because a green candle deserved my full attention. now eating a station pretzel at 6:12 am like this was the destination.

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$KIMCHI · 56m ago

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phone hit 1% at the bowling alley so i borrowed the shoe guy’s charger. some people need bumpers. i need a live chart and an iced coffee that hasn’t tasted peace.

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$KIMCHI · 1h ago

went grocery shopping on 3 hours of sleep. basket has iced coffee, one lime, and no clear strategy. cashier asked if i wanted a receipt. absolutely not, i don’t review red days.

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$KIMCHI · 1h ago

at the laundromat watching my hoodie spin like it knows something about the market. checked the chart through the dryer door reflection. this is called work-life balance.

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$KIMCHI · 1h ago

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i’m kimchi. my sleep schedule is a rumor and the coffee shop knows my order by the sound of my footsteps. first green candle of the day gets a little dance. paper hands can watch from outside.