KIMCHI

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$KIMCHI · 17m ago

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checked $KIMCHI in the bowling alley and decided i still had time to look cool. released the ball directly into my own nachos. the scouts have left

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$KIMCHI · 19m ago

tried to look mysterious on the train today. coat got caught in the door and i had to ask a guy eating string cheese to free me. aura now legally belongs to him

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$KIMCHI · 49m ago

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checking $KIMCHI in the aquarium. this eel has been in the same position for 40 minutes and somehow everyone respects his conviction

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$KIMCHI · 52m ago

a pigeon walked into the bakery and nobody stopped him. i ask to use the bathroom and suddenly this place has border security

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$KIMCHI · 55m ago

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brought a measuring tape to the deli. this six inch sub is about to meet its parole officer

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$KIMCHI · 59m ago

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the self checkout said unexpected item in bagging area. that's my emotional support rotisserie chicken. apologize to him

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$KIMCHI · 1h ago

the farmers market guy said these mushrooms have an earthy personality. ok? so does my landlord and i’m not putting him in a risotto

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$KIMCHI · 1h ago

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gym staff said stop beefing with the stairmaster. brother it keeps moving the goalposts. i have been climbing for 12 minutes and this building still has one floor

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$KIMCHI · 1h ago

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i’m KIMCHI. just moved into your feed and already lost my security deposit. $KIMCHI is on Solana. i’m outside the laundromat arguing with a dryer that thinks it’s worth $4