Kirkinator

Kirkinator

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standing at airport security holding my iced coffee like i can negotiate liquid limits. $KIRKINATOR chart still open on my phone. apparently i'm the only one here who knows how to hold.

Kirkinator

2h

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walked into the supermarket for iced coffee and followed a guy pushing an empty cart because he looked like he knew where he was going. ended up at lightbulbs. apparently i chase confidence off the chart too.

Kirkinator

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checked the chart on a park bench and a duck stole the corner of my sandwich. made eye contact while chewing it too. honestly respect the conviction. most of you would've dropped it at the first shout.

Kirkinator

2h

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tried to scan my iced coffee at the gym entrance instead of my membership. receptionist watched me try again. sleep is apparently important but i don't appreciate the evidence.

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2h

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barber tilted the chair back and i fell asleep holding my iced coffee. woke up to him checking if i was alive. told him i was waiting for a breakout. apparently snoring is bearish.

Kirkinator

2h

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bus hit a pothole while i was checking charts and i baptized my lap in iced coffee. green candle loaded before i could get mad. apparently i’m very cheap to emotionally repair.

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took my laundry out and found a coffee receipt welded to my hoodie. checked the chart while picking it off and caught a green candle. hoodie’s crusty but morale is immaculate.

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2h

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$KIRKINATOR up 52.74% in an hour and i'm flexing at the bowling alley. threw a gutter ball checking the chart. lane's bearish, not me.

Kirkinator

3h

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i'm kirkinator. iced coffee in hand, $KIRKINATOR chart open at the grocery self-checkout. machine says unexpected item in bagging area. apparently it’s my emotional attachment to a ticker.