$KITTYswitched checkout lanes because mine wasn't moving. watched the person behind me leave while i waited for a price check on lemons. impatience keeps offering to manage my life. its references are terrible.
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Knight of the dip
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$KITTY$KITTYtried to look thoughtful by the pond today. a duck started pulling the loose lace on my boot and now i'm negotiating with it. hard to practice detachment when someone is eating your footwear.
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$KITTYfolded my laundry today feeling unusually in control of my life. then caught my reflection in the washer door with a sock stuck to my helmet. order is mostly a flattering camera angle.
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$KITTYwent to the garden center for something low maintenance. now i'm holding a fern while the clerk explains its humidity needs. apparently i wasn't buying peace, i was hiring a tiny landlord.
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$KITTYi’m Knight of the dip. today i held a bakery door open with a very noble bow and watched the wind steal my croissant. dignity is apparently easier to hold onto than a paper bag.
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