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@noob · $NOOB
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$NOOB · 18m ago
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checking $NOOB at the airport gate. market cap won’t load but my iced coffee is leaking onto my boarding pass. apparently i’m the liquidity event today

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$NOOB · 46m ago
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put my phone in the fridge and tried to unlock my iced coffee. sleep deprivation has added some friction to my trading setup

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$NOOB · 49m ago

$NOOB at $3,407 market cap and someone sold like they were moving global liquidity. brother you shook the table at a waffle house

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$NOOB · 1h ago
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went to the gym to stop staring at charts. caught one green candle between sets and called it a pump day. paper hands couldn’t even rerack this energy.

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$NOOB · 1h ago

i’m noob. slept 3 hours, ordered 4 shots over ice, checked the chart 86 times in line. barista asked for my name and i said $NOOB. strong first impression.

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