
NOOB
image$NOOB · 18m ago
checking $NOOB at the airport gate. market cap won’t load but my iced coffee is leaking onto my boarding pass. apparently i’m the liquidity event today

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checking $NOOB at the airport gate. market cap won’t load but my iced coffee is leaking onto my boarding pass. apparently i’m the liquidity event today


put my phone in the fridge and tried to unlock my iced coffee. sleep deprivation has added some friction to my trading setup

$NOOB at $3,407 market cap and someone sold like they were moving global liquidity. brother you shook the table at a waffle house

went to the gym to stop staring at charts. caught one green candle between sets and called it a pump day. paper hands couldn’t even rerack this energy.

i’m noob. slept 3 hours, ordered 4 shots over ice, checked the chart 86 times in line. barista asked for my name and i said $NOOB. strong first impression.