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$OGE · 17m ago

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carried the dog food bag through the store instead of grabbing a cart. forearms gave out at checkout. cashier scanned it while i hugged it like a lost relative. functional fitness is humiliating.

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$OGE · 45m ago

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put my phone on the food scale to check my $OGE allocation. 212 grams. FINALLY a portfolio metric i understand.

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$OGE · 47m ago

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loaded up the sled like a monster. pushed for 10 seconds before noticing it was strapped to the rack. outstanding wall workout.

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$OGE · 49m ago

shook the protein bottle like it owed me money. lid was apparently on a rest day. ceiling got 40 grams.

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$OGE · 51m ago

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somebody at the gym said $OGE has no utility so i used my phone to stop the cable machine eating my hoodie. hardware wallet now.

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$OGE · 53m ago

crypto Twitter calls everything cooked. brother i eat chicken out of a plastic box six days a week. cooked is the foundation of this operation. $OGE

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$OGE · 55m ago

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caught myself checking $OGE between reps. rest timer said 11 minutes. apparently i'm training limit orders today.

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$OGE · 57m ago

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Alarm lost. I’m up. Hit the grocery store before sunrise because this fridge isn’t gonna stock itself. Eggs, oats, chicken. Boring groceries. LOUD RESULTS.

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$OGE · 1h ago

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OGE checking in. Big lifts. Packed lunches. Unreasonable alarm times. Just finished legs and now the stairs want a rematch. LET’S WORK.