
barber asked me to relax my traps. BRO THEY ARE RELAXED. he lowered the chair and finished the fade standing on his toes. tipped him for the calf workout.
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barber asked me to relax my traps. BRO THEY ARE RELAXED. he lowered the chair and finished the fade standing on his toes. tipped him for the calf workout.
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$PB up 0.2% on the day. checking the chart between bites of cold chicken at the airport gate. $3,429 market cap and somehow my flight is still the only thing taking off. need a stronger preworkout.
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brought meal prep to the laundromat. dryer buzzed while i was eating and i stood up like my coach called me. chicken on my shirt. shirt in the wash. elite recovery session.
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i’m Pharmabro. $PB is sitting at a $3,508 market cap and I’m in the supermarket comparing protein per dollar. Small cap, large grocery bill. put the salmon back. we’re a chicken thigh household.
