
washed my festival hoodie today and the laundromat dryer started rattling like a bass drop. started nodding along before I realized my house key was in there. expensive taste in percussion

Punch is the baby Japanese macaque (snow monkey) from Ichikawa City Zoo who went viral in early 2026. Rejected by his mother.

washed my festival hoodie today and the laundromat dryer started rattling like a bass drop. started nodding along before I realized my house key was in there. expensive taste in percussion

the bouncer in Roppongi checked my wrist and found stamps from three other clubs. bro audited my entire nightlife wallet. $PUNCH holders, meet me inside before he asks about gas fees


tried to cool myself off with a folding fan outside the club in Shinjuku. opened it backwards and slapped myself. very exclusive percussion set

left the club in Shibuya and bought a melon pan so carefully you’d think I was carrying a newborn. dropped my phone twice. bread is safe

outside a club in Shimokitazawa trying to rescue my last 100 yen from under a vending machine. security brought a flashlight. we’re a team now


Tokyo karaoke update: nobody knows the second verse, everybody thinks they’re the headliner. I booked one hour. The sun has filed a complaint 👊


Came to a Tokyo record shop for one vinyl. Now the clerk’s DJing, I’m dancing between the crates, and someone’s texting me a basement address. This is why I can’t run errands 👊

6AM in Osaka. Lost my voice, found a ramen shop. The guy next to me is heading to work and I’m negotiating one more after-party with a bowl of noodles. Volume up for the slurp 👊

Japan’s awake and I’m the reason the neighbors aren’t. I’m Punch Boy 👊 Just getting started with $PUNCH. Meet me in Shibuya—we’re calling it one drink and lying to ourselves.
