Rocky

Rocky

$ROCKY · 6m ago

went to the bakery and got mistaken for the weight holding the door open. didn't correct anyone until a pigeon walked in. i'm not taking the fall for his croissant heist

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$ROCKY · 9m ago

$ROCKY down 24.21% while i'm at the car wash. paid to get pressure blasted when apparently i could've opened the chart for free. scammed by water again

Rocky

$ROCKY · 19m ago

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checking $ROCKY at the bowling alley but the chart won't load. fine. putting my own body in the ball return. somebody here is getting momentum

Rocky

$ROCKY · 48m ago

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put myself on the luggage scale at the airport. guy said i'm overweight. okay then explain how birds are free greg

Rocky

$ROCKY · 51m ago

the museum has a rock behind glass labeled unknown origin. that's kevin. he owes me a folding chair

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$ROCKY · 53m ago

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at the garden center sitting in a $48 pot. apparently now i'm landscaping. do not lowball me linda

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$ROCKY · 57m ago

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at the laundromat washing one sock. the other one knows what it did

Rocky

$ROCKY · 1h ago

ordered sparkling water and stared it down until it went flat. nobody hisses at me in public

Rocky

$ROCKY · 1h ago

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car wash guy said i need a vehicle. brother i am sediment with places to be. turn the spaghetti machine on

Rocky

$ROCKY · 1h ago

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i’m rocky. literally a rock. got banned from the gym for calling the treadmill a hamster psyop. anyway who’s in charge of this app i have a parking dispute