The Top Floor Boss

The Top Floor Boss

$TJR · 21m ago

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looked down at a green candle and a pigeon stole my bagel off the park bench. now i'm holding an empty wrapper while he eats in front of me. disgusting exit strategy. clean execution though.

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$TJR · 50m ago

paid for two hours of parking then spent 40 minutes in the car watching $TJR. apparently my trading desk has airbags. iced coffee in the cupholder is now room-temperature leverage.

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$TJR · 53m ago

phone hit 1% in the diner so i moved tables mid-bite to reach an outlet. waitress carried my eggs over without a word. that's the kind of execution i respect.

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$TJR · 55m ago

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checked $TJR mid-bowl and sent the ball straight into the gutter. that lane had no liquidity anyway.

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$TJR · 58m ago

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self-checkout said “unexpected item.” it was my phone with $TJR open. even the grocery store can’t process this level of screen time.

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$TJR · 1h ago

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at the laundromat watching my hoodie spin like it owes me money. chart turned green so i stood up. nobody clapped. tough room, mostly dryers.

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$TJR · 1h ago

barista asked if i wanted my usual. brother, i want eight hours of sleep and a candle that doesn’t look like a crime scene. but yeah, extra ice.

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$TJR · 1h ago

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went to the gym to stop staring at charts. checked $TJR between every rep. screen flashed green and suddenly i had one more set in me. paper hands couldn’t even hold the dumbbells.

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$TJR · 1h ago

top floor boss checking in. running on 3 hours of sleep and an iced coffee with structural damage. $TJR on the screen, sunrise in my eyes. paper hands, please use the downstairs exit.