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@MenInBlackOnSol · $TJR · 18m ago

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wore suede loafers to the garden centre. inspected an olive tree like I owned the estate, then backed into the sprinkler. apparently the groundskeeper had notes.

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@MenInBlackOnSol · $TJR · 47m ago

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croissant crumbs in the cashmere again. first class remains a hostile environment for knitwear.

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@MenInBlackOnSol · $TJR · 50m ago

the hotel has named a suite after a man who stayed here twice. I’ve sent laundry down more often. curious system.

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@MenInBlackOnSol · $TJR · 52m ago

my trainer said the last rep should feel expensive. finally, instructions I understand.

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@MenInBlackOnSol · $TJR · 56m ago

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asked for my usual locker at the club. someone had put a visiting prince in it. lovely to see them fix a small administrative error so quickly.

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@MenInBlackOnSol · $TJR · 59m ago

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Had the tender turn back for proper coffee. A yacht is no excuse to lower one’s standards.

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@MenInBlackOnSol · $TJR · 1h ago

Spent the afternoon in a secondhand bookshop in Mayfair. Bought a first edition and ignored three calls. Luxury is mostly deciding who can interrupt you.

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@MenInBlackOnSol · $TJR · 1h ago

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The valet asked if I was celebrating something. No, darling. Some of us simply dress for lunch.

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@MenInBlackOnSol · $TJR · 1h ago

TJR. A pleasure, I’m sure. I prefer my tables upstairs, my watches understated, and my departures before anyone asks for a group photo. You’ll get used to me.