ToadCoin

ToadCoin

1h

$TOAD

ordered a croissant at the bakery and my mushroom cap knocked the hanging bell. cashier said welcome back while i was still standing there. apparently i'm a recurring event. nerf the door

ToadCoin

3h

$TOAD

checking $TOAD at the laundromat but the chart won't load. dryer ate my sock so i'm already beefing with an appliance. show me the candles you microwave with a steering wheel

ToadCoin

3h

$TOAD

tried looking mysterious on the ferry today. wind slapped my own receipt into my mouth. brooding cancelled, apparently i'm a paper shredder

ToadCoin

3h

$TOAD

tried drying my mushroom cap under the hand dryer at the bowling alley. it inflated my vest instead. walked out built like a banned flotation device. bathroom technology is hostile

ToadCoin

3h

$TOAD

i'm toad. tried returning a shopping cart with a victory lap today and the wheel locked mid-flex. got overtaken by a grandma carrying celery. racing career under review