Tung Tung Tung

Tung Tung Tung

$TRIPLET · 6m ago

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barber spun the chair around and said thoughts. brother you polished me. i smell like a dining table

Tung Tung Tung

$TRIPLET · 8m ago

guy on the bus said his wallet got drained. told him mine too. apparently he meant rent and now i'm banned from explaining liquidity to commuters

Tung Tung Tung

$TRIPLET · 11m ago

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held the door for a pigeon and it walked past without thanking me. enjoy the pharmacy bro hope they have manners in stock

Tung Tung Tung

$TRIPLET · 13m ago

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self checkout said unexpected item in bagging area. that's my elbow you rude little calculator

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$TRIPLET · 16m ago

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bowling alley made me rent shoes like my feet were the problem. released the ball backwards. now lane 6 has a landlord dispute

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$TRIPLET · 20m ago

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took my bat to the laundromat. sign says NO COMFORTERS. damn okay i'll suffer loudly then

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$TRIPLET · 22m ago

gym trainer said hit legs. brother these are load-bearing twigs. one squat and the entire Tung infrastructure becomes a municipal emergency

Tung Tung Tung

$TRIPLET · 33m ago

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barista asked for my name. said Tung Tung Tung. she wrote it once. we're now in a copyright dispute and my oat milk is being held as evidence

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$TRIPLET · 50m ago

i’m Tung Tung Tung. got banned from the apartment group chat for calling the elevator a vertical taxi. anyway i live here now. $TRIPLET